thespacesay:

iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

ID: #barcode scanners / end ID

fishuus:

i never put these up on tumblr before so uh here they are

arirna:

sasukebelieves:

In dark times, all you can really do is say fuck it and engage in sodomy. The thing is, you can do this during light times too. In fact, you can do this all the time

bodymachine:

obsessed with this person’s review of crash. how are you even here.

brain–rott:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

the-goblin-cat:

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: doctor, I have depression

Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: go see the great clown Michael Eisner. He sucks shit and he knows it. He’s so bad at running a theme park he makes me roar with laughter. He cries at board meetings because he knows he’s nothing.

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: but doctor–

Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: I know who you are

ikoruk-okomot:

“are you a boy or a girl?”

“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”

hopepunk-humanity:

Maggie the poet

kelpforestdwellers:

kelpforestdwellers:

kelpforestdwellers:

kelpforestdwellers:

let’s hear it for buff femmes and flimsy butches! i propose:

• weak butch wednesday
• buff femme friday

happy weak butch wednesday! kiss your local flimsy butch today 😍

happy buff femme friday! 💖💘💞💕 buff femmes may i please swoon into your arms thx

the celebration of flimsy butches and strong femmes goes double for fat femmes and butches! esp if they are trans!!

happy weak butch wednesday!